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I was watching the EA E3 Conference and a woman knocked on my door. Looking for a person named Terry. She had a sexy voice. I might've traded sex for the worst E3 Conference ever.

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hwix hwix · 6mo

I woke up today to my trash can being knocked over,milk being all over the floor, my favorite coffee cup destroyed,and my little sisters sitting there with my moms dog,later that day,I got blamed and now I have to clean everything in the house and pay my mother $10 . FML

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I asked out my crush on the last day of 8th grade. He said no and that he had a crush on another girl. I had heard him talking about the girl several days prior. The girl friend-zoned him, literally 3 days prior. He was my friend.

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Doctor says my mother is cancer free. Have an expensive party. Go for a follow-up visit. She has cancer again.

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Lumid Lumid · 6mo

My aunt came over to visit yesterday and I have a cat and a puppy(Cathy and Sol). My aunt isn’t very good in looks. She has so many Friends yet she comes over to my house. Long story short my cat shit on my bed and my pup pissed on my sheets. Out . Of. Fear. FML

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Anonymous1234 Anonymous1234 · 6mo · Edited

I'm a perfectionist and have an asshole step-brother,he knows this and purposely messes my stuff and then I'll fix it he does this 20 times per day FML

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I was typing a long essay on Microsoft Word, this was in about 2015, and don't you hate it when someone walks up and turns ff the computer on you? Yeah, FML.

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maretenambela maretenambela · 6mo · Edited

https://www.caee.org/』watch『-solo-star-wars-story-online-hd-full-2018-free-movie

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FML.

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WoopWoopGetsoup WoopWoopGetsoup · 6mo · Edited

Me and my friend both got a rant each day from a random kid about how air is not transparent and glass is. I was happy that I got to leave him because its summer. But when I looked at his classes for next year. 4 out of 7 are matching up to mine. FML

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I got a cheap £1 Rubik's Cube.
I threw it on the ground for it being too hard. It didn't break.
I had it in my pocket in class. I sat on it by accident. It didn't break. (you may think thats not too bad but I'm a fat boi)
I kicked it. IT STILL DIDN'T FREAKING BREAK!!!!!!!!
I slammed it against my soft mattress. It broke into a million god damn pieces and I bawled my eyes out.
FML

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There was a strict teacher that would remove 1 point from every assignemt and quiz every word you spoke in his class. One day i forgot that rule and i kept saying words while my teacher and classmates are laughing. FML

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I had a expensive rock chocolate. My mum saw me eating rocks. She spanked me and threw the rocks away

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Noman Noman · 6mo

A little kid called me gay

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I was watching a video about stupid ways to die. 2 of them were choking on a hotdog and laughing too hard. I had choked on a taco because of laughing too hard at the previous video.

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Moo_d Moo_d · 6mo

Ok, so this was not me, but a friend.
So in school there was a kid vaping behind the main building. We all knew but no one told the teachers. When they found out they took their time with busting him so he had time to hide it. He chose to hide it in my friends backpack. It was found and he was blamed, suspended, and got a lecture from both the head teacher and a police officer wanting to know where it came from. Fml

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I had to sit through a 15second ad for a song before the video that WAS that song

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As someone who is a slave to my OCD, ADHD, and ODD, disobeying 1 single letter is bad enough. Breaking all the rules of all the letters, though? The mental reaction my brain is having is like being in every From Software game simultaneously without any knowledge of what a video game is. You have no armour or weapons of any kind. You're also fighting every boss simultaneously on an open field. The only way to die is to shoot yourself in the head with a gun you don't have. I just ate a chocolate bar incorrectly.

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Theity Theity · 6mo

I always see the I'm feeling lucky button on google but never clicked on it.

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Recently found out I have some neurological issues that could develop to terminal. Was eating dinner with my family. My grandmother was making fun of my grandfather, to which he responded to with, “Make fun of Kay, she might not be here much longer.” After dinner, heard him add, “She’s so quite in her room, she might aswell already be gone.”

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