Annoying friend or colleague?
Just spend a few years studying in medical and then write a death certificate for them, they will then no longer exist. In case this malfunctions and they are still bugging you just tell them that there's a death certificate in there name and they will for-sure leave you alone.
To see if a battery is dead or not, just bite down on it and then apply force. If you see teeth marks in there, then the battery is dead. If it if there are no dents and your teeth start to mildly hurt, then the battery is alright.
Out of all the stupidest hacks on this list, this one actually works surprisingly...
If you're on death row and they ask you for your last meal request something that doesn't exist and call it "an old family recipe" . they are obliged by the law to give you your meal, but they won't ever give it to you because it doesn't exist.
life hack.how to get any girl to love you.
step 1:kidnap her
step 2:be nice with her
step 3:punch yourself several times
step 4:resque her from yourself
she will love you both because of the stockholm syndrome you gave her,because she admired your bravery,and because you will be a good guy and a bad guy at the same time.she may also think you are are funny.
life hack.how to make sure that your children will never start smoking:
give them a cigarette,light it,and tell them to suck it as faster as possible so they get dizy and fell unconsious.they will never want to touch that thing aftwerwards,