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A place to read and share the best thoughts in the shower.
what if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us
Kids say "I'm telling on you"
Adults say "I'm gonna sue you"
every time i think about breathing i forget how to breathe
'Won't' stands for Wo-not.
The ghost in pac man do different things
With all the day-looping movies.(Groundhog day, Happy death day, Before i fall, etc) I wonder if anyone out there actually experience it and made it or died.
If you make someone break a mirror, do you get the bad luck or do they?
Snakes and Crocodile cause medium Humans death intended while mosquitos kill a lot unintended.(They just want our blood not knowing it will give us diseases.)
Calling your kid a "Son of a bitch" is a self roast
If you hate your parents, When someone calls you a "son of a bitch" means they're on your side.
I wonder how many people out there has the ability to hack but doesn't have the heart to.
Killer Ants and Ant killer means very different things.
A butt is either very nice or very disgusting depending on your age or gender.
Religion is like the biggest and strangest russian roulettes ever, it can be either something that will literally save your soul from eternal suffering or just the biggest scam in the entire human race.
N.H.L Vegas Golden Knights vs Washington Capitals live stream Stanley Cup Play-off
?is water wet?
When Googling the reason for certain unfortunate circumstances, auto fill makes me pity what other people are going through.
Mr. Krabs is a shellfish, who's a sell fish who's selfish.
what if planktons chum is the reason bikini bottoms graveyard only holds skeletons.
If you punch your self and it hurts are you weak or strong